Coming Attractions

As I'm getting ready for Dave's Dark Horse tonight, here's one of the new bits I'm adding to the set tonight. Only two old bits made it into the tonight's performance mostly because I don't remember any of the other ones. Must not've been that good...

We're living in scary times. Lots of things going on in the Middle East. People are mentioning World War III. And I'm worried. I'm just so scared. I'm so scared that its going to be lame. I don't think its going to live up to our expectations. After years and years of crisis like this, it really can't. I was sitting on the couch yesterday eating fishsticks & watching the news and I thought, "Eh, I've seen this all before." Horrible thought. At this point anything short of boiling seas and demons crawling from the earth won't be that impressive. Besides, we all know the odd-numbered world wars just aren't as good as the even-numbered ones.